There are some people in this world that just plain bring others down with them. Those who always look at the glass as half-empty. Those who take their life for granted and don't realize how good they really have it. And finally, those who always, I mean always, have something wrong with them. There's this girl I know who fits the description perfectly.
I graduated with her and even way back then she got on my nerves. Now, I rarely see the girl but her stupid facebook status updates are enough to drive me up a wall. Somehow I just can't bring myself to delete her as a friend. It's like there is some joy in reading her status as it irritates me at the same time. Maybe it's because then it teaches me to make sure I am the opposite of her – sort of a reminder each day.
I fantasize about writing a note on her "wall" (fellow facebookers know what the wall is) that reads..
(The name has been changed for identity purposes.)
"Dear 'Carol', how's life? Just wondering if you've ever taken a moment to look back and read each one of your status updates in the last 71 days? Are you ever healthy? Your life must really suck. (boohoo) I'm sorry you can't seem to enjoy it while you are on this earth. Well, have a nice day! I hope you don't come down with polio."
I can't write a post about this without showing proof. So below are this chicks status updates so you can see for yourself. I don't blame you if you can't finish reading them, they get old.
Carol has a dull headache but is less stressed since I finally asked for help.
Carol is at home with a fricken migraine from STRESS!!
Carol is going to be extra cranky if it snows/rains.. and until I am d one with my quarterly reports.
Carol still doesn't feel good.. ugh.
Carol doesn't feel so good.
Carol is tired of feeling sick and having a sore throat one day and better the next.. almost would rather be sick and get it over with.
Carol isn't feeling very good.. better not be gettin the flu.
Carol is starting to feel better.
Carol is ill from a hang over.. lack of food.. and paint fumes.
Carol is ill.
Carol is kind of hung over but not too bad — just need food.
Carol is OMG — Eww Eww EWWW!!!
Carol is tired... should be in bed.. but instead is on the internet.
Carol is really tired.
Carol is eatin crappy easy mac for lunch.. then back to work i go.
Carol is sitting at home with my kitty meow meow watchin tv and not doing a damn thing tonight!
Carol is not having fun at work.
Carol should go to bed.
Carol is not feeling like going to kb tonight but knows she better since she pd for it already!
Carol is hoping I get a lot accomplished at work today — then I won't have a huge knot in my stomach!
Carol has a sore throat and my ears hurt again!
Carol is bored.. and wishes the rain would stop and has a sore throat!
Carol is continuing to watch i love the 80s and is t hinking how the 80s were a simpler time lol and is debating on going out— ears hurt and has a sore throat.
Carol is super pissed.
Carol is meeh ---.
Carol is flippin bored.
Carol is eh.
Carol is f-ing pissed - i hate stupid ppl, stupid cashiers, canadians, horses, beet truck drivers.