dork of the weekend award goes to me.

On Saturday night I went to the grocery store. As I was walking down an aisle I noticed that one shoe felt bigger than the other and just a little weird, as if one foot was swollen or something. Oh no, one foot was not swollen, it definitely was the "or something". I looked down at my feet and, much to my surprise, saw one green shoe and one black shoe.

And I was sober.